March 2012
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This girl who used to go to my high school (a year younger than me) apparently goes to my college now. I just saw her bend down and quickly bend back up only to bang her face into the table. She starts laughing and telling everyone around her about the occurrence, including me—who was right there. Mind you, she didn’t seem like she recognized me.
When her biddie friends and her...
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My parents seem like they're down for going to...
OMG SO EXCITEDsafd;jnajg wa;l!!! Can’t wait to go tanning in my bikini and show off my hottt beach boddd. Read: I will be staying indoors, sitting in front of the A.C., potentially placing my foot in the sea but only after having smeared my irreparably white skin with layers of lotion and covering up with long shirts.