February 2012
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My parents seem like they're down for going to...
OMG SO EXCITEDsafd;jnajg wa;l!!! Can’t wait to go tanning in my bikini and show off my hottt beach boddd. Read: I will be staying indoors, sitting in front of the A.C., potentially placing my foot in the sea but only after having smeared my irreparably white skin with layers of lotion and covering up with long shirts.
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That awkward moment when I write this sarcastic...
Wishing I had the lyrical talents of Taylor Swift so I could turn my bitterness into something beautiful :’]
…and a person I never speak to but I know to be a Taylor Swift fan likes it.
What have I done. How do I solve this. I think I’ll just…leave it alone.
;A;
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IT CAN BE DONE →
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I'd totally love the outdoors if
1. There were no bugs
2. The sun couldn’t scorch me
3. There was a way to control temperature
…as soon as people find a way to make this happen, I will be more than happy to be one with nature.
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me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
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Just saw a post on tumblr and remembered...I...
I mean really. Really. Fuckin’ hated everything we read by him in school.
