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Gf:

babe come over

Me:

I'm eating garlic bread

Gf:

I'm horny and my parents aren't home

Me:

it's the kind that's covered in cheese

alyssaaraee:

EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE!! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!

(via apophis21)

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!
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todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

(via beyoncebeytwice)

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

(via vampire0f-sacramento)

did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.
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